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The Artichoke -- the Scoop's second longest-running satirical column -- is back, with Anna Szperka and Faye Grigg (7th) exploring the wonderful and wild nature of Autocorect -- I mean autocorrect.
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6th grader Teddy Colcher provides some CMS Updates to start 2026.
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8th grader Dillon Fisher reviews Circuit Superstars.
![Daily Rubbish, Season 8, Episode 10]([{"url":"https://resources.finalsite.net/images/f_auto,q_auto,t_image_size_1/v1765810524/colonial/s1sreftmlgbjor3ycgob/DailyRubbish.jpg","width":256},{"url":"https://resources.finalsite.net/images/f_auto,q_auto/v1765810524/colonial/s1sreftmlgbjor3ycgob/DailyRubbish.jpg","width":360}])
The SCOOP's longest-running satirical column -- The Daily Rubbish -- is back with an article about twin universes.
The Daily Rubbish (our longest-running satirical column) welcomes you to 2026.
The Daily Rubbish (our longest-running satirical column) is back for one last episode of 2025, wishing you all a happy holiday season.
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8th graders Ava Gayl, Aranya Bava, and Clarissa Goddard are back with another issue of random facts and information in their column called "WUT?" Pay attention, these are great trivia facts!
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6th grader Timothy Jung is here with chapter 1 of his novella, Middle School.
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8th grader Cameron Moore profiles new 8th grade ELA teacher, Mr. Hewitt, in an exclusive one-on-one interview.
8th grader Liam Otero recaps the plethora of awards handed to the Scoop's longest-running satirical column: The Daily Rubbish.