by Maya Swan and Annabel O'Neill (6th)
Dear Miss Fortune.
I have a big problem.
My friend thinks that toilet paper should go under the roll. Please help me convince this poor
brainless person that it should go over.
Sincerely,
Itshouldgoover (don’t judge my name!) From Alaska
(Submitted by Carter Downer)
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Dear Itshouldgoover,
I’ve seen weirder names. Regardless, whatever people may think, there is no right or wrong way for the roll to be placed. I myself sometimes accidentally put it on with it under. While annoying, putting it under is not a punishable offense. If you live with this person, a polite reminder once in a while may help them remember you prefer it over.
I hope this fixes your problems,
Miss Fortune