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Atoms Formed After Marriage Between Nucleuses and Electrons: Not to Divorce Until the 1930’s

By Sivacharan Kathirvel (and Benjiman Colcher)

BREAKING NEWS: After 380,000 years after the Daily Rubbish Event created the universe, the first atoms have been formed. After the wedding ceremony between Nucleus XXIII and Electron XXXVIII they became an atom. A couple seconds later their gazilions of cousins decided to marry each other, starting a new era in Daily Rubbish History.

We have also got an exclusive interview with Nucleus.

Daily Rubbish Interviewer:

Hello there Nucleus XXIII, what are your thoughts on your wedding becoming such a momentous occasion to the history of the Daily Rubbish?

Nucleus XXIII:

Well, um, I am honored to be in an important part of the Daily Rubbish history.

Daily Rubbish Interviewer:

Okay, cool, how do you think your legacy will be remembered?

Nucleus XXIII:

Well, I think I will forever be looked up to by the gigagazillions of atoms of the future.

Daily Rubbish Interviewer:

Okay, okay, and finally, weren’t you two formerly two different entities? The proton and the neutron?

Nucleus XXIII:

Yes…

*The Interviewer mysteriously vanished after he could finish the next question.*

Unfortunately, after the mysterious disappearance, we were not able to interview the electron.

What we do know now is that after the famous Nuclear Fission Controversy they broke up, ending the 13.7 Billion year marriage and causing a little boom.

We hope to see you again in the next recovered article!

Bye chat.