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by David Hayman (8th)

Daily Rubbish spokesperson Chat-GPT 3 has announced that readers can expect a flood of articles in the coming weeks. “David has relized that there is very little time to publish these ideas which he has put off, and is now panicking and churning out new articles.”

Hayman has spent so much time writing the articles that it has taken away from homework time. Even this article was writen when he should have been doing his sadlier ELA assignments which are due tomorrow at 11:59 PM.

The crisis comes as assistant writer and headwriter to be Benji Colcher works on things other than the Daily Rubbish, leaving David alone in making the best articles.

It is reported that David has his final article ready to be published sometime between June 10th to 13th.

Readers can expect to see new articles published almost weekly, or more. Hayman has also requested the AI bots stop sending good ideas. “I am already overwhelmed.” He says.

“Now go home”

Bonus article:
Daily Rubbish Spokesbot announces Rubbish spin off “Prehistoric times” Benji Colcher has recently planned on writing new articles titled the prehistoric times. These are from the Daily Rubbish archives dating back to pre-mesopotamia. For any readers wondering, these articles are canon to the DRLU or Daily Rubbish literary universe. (We have lore now.)

Readers can expect to see these articles published at some point probably. Up next: The daily Rubbish would solve procrastination now, but we will do that tomorrow instead.