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by Emma Eisenberg (6th grade)

 

One of the hardest questions to answer in the universe is: Are cats better than dogs? Everyday millions of people suffer from this decision of which is superior. Many who own one will prefer it. Cat owners love cats. Dog lovers love dogs. Some who are allergic hate a certain one. But what about the people in between. They are stuck with the choice. But we don’t think about the animals themselves. They are waging war.

Every cat is preparing for war against the dogs. Prepare for the world to end when the dogs come to attack cats. Sources have said that the war is going to start on June 31st of this year. Prepare yourself for the attack. All your pets will escape on the day, no matter the cost.

One of our bravest gerbils went undercover into the dog's store base and found out some information. The dogs' a hate for cats goes beyond sniffing a fire hydrant. Larry the gerbil found some dogs expressing how much they hate as they trained. “I am so tired of the cats thinking they own us! One sat on top of my favorite toy! That's my toy! Also, what kind of name is Oreo?” said Cookie. “I know right, they are so annoying! They are meowing up the wrong tree! ” said Dot. Now, let's go see the cats.

Now, we visit the cats inside the vents of a building. We had to choose carefully for our agent, and we have chosen Snakey the snake. Snakey found the cats taking a more elegant approach. “The dogs are sooooo stupid. They just bark and sniff random things. I can’t believe them. Tonight we storm their base and take back the internet! Er, I mean digitany.” says Pollen, who seems to be their leader. “HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!” was the response.

As both cats and dogs are preparing for the attack, the cats seem to have a better start on the dogs. Although, everyone will put their bets on the dogs because history shows the dogs win. But will this defy history? 

Other pet animals have started to take sides, the guinea pigs, bearded dragons, and axolotls. With the cats are skunks, snakes and hamsters. There are many more preparing for the war, but some animals have decided not to join, although may be forced too. What this leaves is the fish, who will they join?

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"Cats vs. Dogs: What Does the World Prefer?" BudgetDirect. Published 10-2-2021. Accessed 05-15-2023 https://www.budgetdirect.com.au/blog/cats-vs-dogs-which-does-the-world-prefer.html