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by David Hayman (8th)

As you are probably aware, a cargo ship caused the francis scott key bridge in Baltimore to collapse about a week ago. Here is what to know about its effects on your commute.

Students traveling from Baltimore to learn at this fine school will not let you leave to see a solar eclipse that happens once every 20 years, will probably have their commutes be aout two hours long, meaning they will now need to wake up at about 1 am.

The FBI agent that follows you will also likely have his daily commute from Quantico take longer, though the FBI director is considering chartering an unmarked helicopter to PA instead.

The school board has warned any students traveling from withen the district to avoid the Baltimore beltway area, as traveling through there.

As always, the Daily Rubbish will attempt to keep you updated on the situation, so stay tuned for more updates we will not release because we are too lazy and I already wrote another article today.

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Creator: Nathan Howard | Credit: REUTERS