by Liam Otero (8th)

A tragedy has just occurred regarding the death of our newest world leader, Bob, who was a 6 foot 7 salmon and he helped make our world a better place. 

However, he had a severe case of salmon poisoning(Wait), and he died in his bed that day. The whole world mourned, and 2 days after,  a new holiday was born: Salmon Day. On this day, no one in the world will eat salmon, and everyone wears pink. Bob has created such an influence in the world that never will be created yet again. 

Our top stories also take us to a high school in Baltimore, Brooklyn High School, where a 16 year old kid named Reve Stogers was a skinny kid, with weak muscles, yet a big heart. However, he would get bullied by the other students because of his scrawny appearance. However, his kind heart would forgive his opposition. However, one day, a kid named Buck Mills embarrassed Reve in front of his crush, Penny Woods. This caused Reve a spark, not of anger, but of motivation. He would get stronger. But how? He could barely even lift 20 pounds. Let alone dumbbells. And his horrible friends gave him undisputed discouragement. He had no hope. And yet, there was one solution. You see, his friend Michael Barnes, had been developing an automatic muscle growing serum that would give you undisputed strength. He named it, “The Super Steroid Serum.” Reve knew that it was not finished yet, and it could cause disastrous mistakes. And yet, he no longer would be bullied. He was going to use it. No matter what happened.

Reve Stogers did not return to school the next day. His parents say his muscles grew at such a rapid rate that he needed to be hospitalized. So, that means that it worked! 

5 days later, Reve Stogers became the strongest person in the school.  He could lift every single piece of equipment in the gym at once, and his stamina was incredible. Scientists have now been studying him to see his limits. Anyways, Adios!