by Liam Otero (8th)

Welcome back to the Daily Rubbish, live from Yellowstone, which is currently buried in ice because of a massive winter storm that befell the US. And currently, our reporters are hovering over a glowing vortex on the top of Yellowstone. How did this happen? Let's go back in this episode of the Daily Rubbish.

For starters, recently, the US fell victim to a massive winter storm that came from the Eastern Hemisphere. No one knows how it happened, but it was such a large storm that the clouds covered three entire countries. Let’s call this storm Francis because it was first seen forming in Strasbourg. This storm then released a rough hail of snow that buried residences and stores. But, no worries, because snow can be cleaned out. Right?

Wrong. After 8 hours of brutal snow, Francis precipitated rain, which created a downpour layer of water that flooded the streets of France, Spain, Belgium, and Southwest Germany. Francis was over 1.3 million square kilometers long, making it the largest storm in history. Various meteorologists never knew how it formed, for it would take so much energy, it would most likely black out the entirety of Las Vegas for a week had the energy been converted to an electrical pulse. 

As well as that, Francis made the temperatures of those 3.2 countries drop to 14 degrees Fahrenheit, which immediately froze the flooding rain. And then, after 3 days of relentless rain, snow, and even a few hours of hail, Francis finally spared Europe, and moved West. And Western Europe took into account how much of a disaster she caused.

Well, Francis moved to the US and buried the entire country in cold, hard, ice and snow. One of the worst burials was Yellowstone, because the weight of the snow that landed on the top of the mountain, caused the tip to collapse. Meteorologists are calling this the beginning of the Sixth Ice Age, and listing potential mass extinction events. And it's not just Yellowstone. Various areas of Earth, such as Mount Fuji, the Sahara Desert, the Outback Center, and a piece of the Amazon Rainforest, have collapsed into holes. And the strangest part? They have formed these spiral vortexes of blue light. These holes are emitting massive amounts of radiation, and no one knows where they lead to. Everyone who tried to go near them never returned. What are these vortexes? Where do they lead? No one knows. And we certainly won’t know now. 

Well, that's it for now, stay tuned on this story, and adios!