by Timothy Jung (6th)

INTRODUCTION

Want to break some umbrellas? How about clouds that rain cats and dogs? Want your pet to live longer? How about a cat with nine lives? Want an excuse not to exercise? What about breaking a leg? Alright, I’ll stop beating around the bush. The point is that the world can end if figurative language becomes real. And this is why I’m writing multiple sayings and idioms that can end the world if they become literal. These chapters will all be a danger to humanity.

NOTE: The chapters will NOT advise. If anyone shall make these scenarios possible, they shall be given the title of “CRIMINAL”.