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by Liam Otero (8th)

Hi guys, this is Liam Otero, and I want to discuss something that I highly disagree with, Godzilla vs Hulk.

Now I love Marvel and Godzilla, I grew up with it. On one side, I watched my first Marvel movie, Age of Ultron, and loved the Avengers. And I have loved Godzilla since 1st grade, it's a nice franchise. However, it was only a matter of time before these two fought each other. And believe it or not, it's already happened. In 1971, Godzilla faced the Avengers in a comic series. And, in 2025, Godzilla and Hulk faced each other, and, to my sadness and anger, Hulk won the battle. I don’t like this, and I will show you why Godzilla should've won. 

 

For starters, while Hulk is incredibly strong, being able to withstand gamma radiation, Godzilla is a force of nature. Let's go over his strongest moments. He almost destroyed the world with his meltdown, and only didn’t because of the freezing cannons that slowed his meltdown(1995). He destroyed a higher dimensional version of his archnemesis, King Ghidorah, that was a planet eater(2018). The humans had to travel back in time in order to be stopped(2021). Not to mention he survived a black hole(2000). And that's just his movies. Let's not even discuss his comic triumphs. He beat the Avengers, including Thor, defeated Greek Gods, and killed them all to become the God, and, the cherry on top, survived and overcame the forces of Hell! Did Hulk show off that immense level of power? I didn’t think so. This should be enough to prove my point, but I have more. 

 

They say that Hulk beat Godzilla with a punch that knocked Godzilla out, but it left him unconscious. In order for Godzilla to not just kill Hulk, Loki had to send him back to his dimension. So, in a way, Hulk only won because of Loki. Also, Godzilla has destroyed superheroes like Hulk before. He killed Superman with his atomic breath, and Superman is literally one of the strongest superheroes in the DC universe. Using this information, this is how it should have gone down. I will attempt to make this fight as fair as possible, despite my insane bias to Godzilla. (Keep in mind, this is not smart Hulk, this is stupid Hulk, and this will be 1994 Godzilla, because I like that design.):

 

Godzilla meets Hulk. Hulk meets Godzilla. The two fight. Godzilla attempts to stomp on Hulk, but Hulk uses his strength to hold his foot down. He will try to toss Godzilla, but Godzilla is too heavy, even for Hulk. Godzilla will fire an atomic blast. Hulk will at first absorb it but get severe burns. Godzilla will continue this atomic breath until eventually, he will be worn out from it. Hulk will have burns all over his body, but that will only make him angrier. He finds a car nearby, and tosses it to Godzilla. The car deflects off Godzilla, as he roars with anger. He swings his tail towards Hulk. Hulk jumps over it, and, with a strong punch, breaks the tip of it. Godzilla roars in anger, and immediately fires an atomic breath to Hulk. Hulk will receive his burns more, causing him to become angrier. He will blindly swing punches at Godzilla, but Godzilla will evade them and fire an Atomic breath. Hulk blocks it with a car and jumps to punch Godzilla. Godzilla is caught off guard and is knocked unconscious. Hulk believes he's dead, and is weakened by the searing burns of Godzilla's atomic blast. He changes back to Banner and runs. Godzilla wakes up and fires a blast. Banner is caught off guard and is hit. He succumbs to his burns and collapses dead. Godzilla roars in victory.

 

Well, that's my take on this battle, thanks for reading, and this is Liam, adios!