JAY's Jokes (by Jayson Kelly - 8th grade)
Q: A man walked in to a metal bar a few minutes later he dizzily walked away, why?
A: I don't know theres not enough Lead's...
Q: A duck orders a drink then realizes he has n money on him, what does he say?
A: Put it on my Bill!
Q: The Rug and Carpet were about to start fighting when they realized.
A: They finally mat their match.