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The Dark Side of Groceries (Sneak Peek)

by Dillon Fisher and Benji Colcher (7th)

Thank you, thank you for coming to this exclusive event, which is also overly-expensive and a waste of your time, but that’s not a problem!

ANYWAYS, we are here to give you a sneak peek of the new historical fiction book called The Dark Side of Groceries!!! Now introducing the main character, the villain and guy you can find at your Giant which is conveniently close to your house… Introducing Marty The Robot (Who can’t find his way around Giant even though he is the main villain of the story)!!!!! (That was too enthusiastic…)

Well, the daily rubbish is making a new historical fiction book called The Dark Side of Groceries, which is a fiction book that is based off of true events that happened in a random giant that was located in Pennsylvania, right next to your home! So here’s the gist of the plot, it’s a dark and rainy night at a nearby Giant, and you can see a security guard patrolling the aisles, then, he hears a crackle from the butcher aisle. He hurries over to it and it strikes. Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!! Thank you, thank you for all the support for a book that got -1000000/100000000000 on Dingusbooks.com.

We will see you in 10 years when we actually finish this 100000000 page book, (I told you it was a waste of time). Bye. (Ok Jerry Bobert, how much can we operate on a budget of a penny, oh wait the camera’s still running). Boop.