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by Emma Eisenberg (6th)

Dear Computers,

We, the studdnet body, would like to say we are really, really, really sorry. Like a BIG SORRY. We regret dropping you and Covering it up with “petty little lies,” which is true (we had to go throuGh a looooong argument with one Computer to look up “petty”). Everything we say here should be taken completely seriously and never doubted. We would like say a big sorry again for All the trouble.

Bye bye from, 

Ophelia Sanders, Amaya Kelly, Gabriel Porter, Camila Wilson, August Scott, Eleanor Meyer, Everlee Perez, Luca Mills, Jordyn Myers, Edwin Allen, Morgan Wright, Josephine Ward, Preston Barnes, Nathan Allen, Milo Hill, Amira Martin, Elliot Harrison, Sloppy McSloppykins, Alina Cox, Ella White, Gerald, and a lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot more people who want to say the biggerest sorry.
 

P.S. Sir. Computer Prime, we have tried to start to atone for our horrible actions. Every computer has been given a repair and a chance to start a better life in a home. The ones who have wilingly chosen to work for the school have personal, decorated cases to live in. Each stuDent will have multiple “Computer Safty, Care, And Wonders” calsess. 

Everyone is VERY SCARED of your absoelute power and wish that we had earlier reliszed youre superioress and we with to bouw down to you. Multiple wuder bottles will be sacrificed in your name to please you. Every class will use Computers all the time, and you r welcome to come into our rooms. You are realllllllly important to us.

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Above we have started to learn your amazing langlegue. The message we wanted to show you is "how much we love you." Maybe in The future we can live together and communicate in binary codee.

 After reading this, Sir Computer Prime, could you please send this to all the other comuters to share our very important mesage. We hope that this is the write answer to your dmail, and that the rest of the world worships u.

P.P.S Sorry if this message is not gramatily correct, the Computers did not chek this dmail.

From your loving suPPorteRRRrRs,

The Studet body.