by Luke Dinan and Seamus Boyle (7th)

WELCOME TO THE SWISH THE BEST SATIRE ARTICLE IN CMS SCOOP!

Sorry for being so loud but I am so excited because this is our FIRST episode on CMS Scoop. Our stories take place in a little place called Globlagoo.Sorry for not introducing us, my name is Luke Dinan and my partner's name is Seamus Boyle. We are the Vice King and investigators of Globlagoo. Today have a crazy case to go over, so with out further ado here is the Pigeon Play

Our Investigation begins at the Globlagoo stadium where the Globlagoo Gators were playing the Placeland Pigeons to clinch the playoff. But the fans noticed something was off,there was an awful amount of pigeons on the dome roof and the scariest part was that they were not moving a muscle (so spooky). 

The game was pretty normal besides the pigeons, going back and forth until the last 1:00 of the game. The next play while the Pigeons star quarterback Jermemy Jones had the ball ready to throw, one of the pigeons resting on the dome swooped down and grabbed the ball. Then it proceeded to go towards the star wide receiver Penn Palette (and dropped it into his hands for a touchdown!

Every fan in the stadium booed as the officials wondered what happened. Some fans thought it was a coincidence while others thought it was a scandal by the Pigeons coach. After the game the Globlagoo fans started a riot, spray painting Pigeons player’s Porches and fought the very little amount of Pigeons fans

But then a shocking theory from the depths of Globlagoo was proved true. The coach was controlling the pigeon(dun dun dun).

Everyone in Globlagoo went on TwekTac(Globlagoo’s version of Twitter and TikTok)and saw a photo of the coach holding a tablet with a joystick on it. So that's where we come in (what do you mean Superman Theme is copyrighted). We have been interviewing fans sitting near the coach. Most of them are acting like the Philadelphia Eagles fans when asked if the Dallas Cowboys are cheating(if you know you know). So after that we had to look closely at rerolls of the game to see if the camera ever went near the coach and we found that he was cheating.

I said “we should go to court” and Seamus agreed. We will keep you updated on the status and if we won but for now this is Luke Signing off so I will see you later.