by Xian Magnaye (8th)

We know that the Rubbish and Artichoke are basically dead. The artichoke only has 2 writers, and the Rubbish has 4. The Rubbish used to produce articles at a fast speed, but lack good content, they’ve been creating wordy and long paragraphs. The Artichoke are in the process of creating their first paragraph and are being led by 6th graders (not a bad thing). Not only that, they were both created years ago. 

To fix the fact that mediocre satirical articles are being made, I will create The Trashy Garlic (TTG). The main purpose of Trashy Garlic is to create better satirical articles. To join you must have these requirements:

• Not a Rubbish or Artichoke member
• Have the ability to unintentionally insult people
• Fine with me checking the article before publishing                                                       
• Created 1 or in the process of creating half of 1 article (half of an article = 1 paragraph)
•  Able to poke jokes at serious or semi-serious events(not super serious events) 

Not only does Rubbish have 4 members, the head of Rubbish might stop and pass the torch (or not, I hope). The Artichoke are close to extinction with 2 members. The Rubbish only has 2 people constantly publishing articles (most of them don’t do work). If you don’t understand Rubbish or Artichoke humor, then you would understand Trashy Garlic humor.