To whom it may concern,

You know how, when you accidentally save an “untitled” project, doc, or slideshow, it gets piled up with all of your other “untitled” projects, docs, and slideshows? Isn’t that so annoying? Well, since I’m doing this on the go, I forgot to change the title back at home, so it’s stuck as Untitled Document. Hopefully, however, I will find time to change this title to something else.

Of course, if you were reading this, you wouldn’t see the name Untitled Document on your screen, because I would have already changed it. And if the title wasn’t Untitled Document, then I would have to erase all of the work that I am currently working on. Because of this problem, you are most likely not reading this article and will never see it again.

So either way, if I change it or not, you are not reading it right now. I mean, unless I change the title to Untitled instead, because of some random backspace marks I made as soon as I started it. So if you do see the title as Untitled, that would make sense and not make sense at the exact same time.

Because even if this was called Untitled, then it would not actually be an untitled document, since the word Untitled would be the title. Since Untitled is stating that it would not have a title, it creates a paradox. Also, since you can have multiple “untitled” projects, documents, and slideshows, you would not be able to tell which one is which, instead of having Untitled Document, Untitled Document (0), Untitled Document (1), etc., etc., etc., like they do with files.

But of course, I do not think that files have names like Untitled File.

So anyways, what do you think? I might not really be speaking to anyone, but if I am, then I do not think that Untitled will last very long. However, if I change the name of this document and do not name it Untitled, then all of the information I told you is true. And if I don’t change the name from Untitled, then, like I said before, even if this was called Untitled, then it would not be an untitled document, since the word Untitled would be the title, since Untitled is stating that it would not have a title.

So what is the solution? Post it on CMS Scoop and ask them what they think.

But how would anyone understand this garbage? Well, just in case, if I just might have named it Untitled, and if I just might have sent it to CMS Scoop, and if I just might have an audience, what do you think?

Untitled,
Timothy Jung.