by Maeve O'Connell (7th)

After a long period of building our new middle school, it seems to have succeeded in getting some new students. I introduce to you, your new classmates: The Geese.

After seeing that CMS has untainted sports fields, they felt right at home. After flying over in the morning, their first class is advanced wandering, where they master the art of flying all around the building and its surrounding areas. They use their time efficiently, managing to also take a bathroom break during their first core, though they still seem to have some kind of silent protest against E-Hallpass.

After this, they then move to the man made lake that is conveniently located right next to their previous class, in fact, they hardly have to move at all. For the rest of the day, they have a pretty open schedule, that mainly consists of wandering around.

After several complaints from the students, the principal decided to have a meeting with these problematic peers. Teachers said that although they contributed to group discussions, nobody could understand what they were
saying, and they sure didn’t stick around to tell anyone.

In fact, the head goose didn’t even come to the meeting that was requested, and the issue remains so far unresolved. After this failure, the residents in the surrounding neighborhoods started complaining about this rising issue. Forced to respond to this crisis, all complaints that aren’t filed as emergency will be ignored, but this, too, has led to everyone thinking that their shoes being in such an awful state of disrepair calls for telling the principle.

Along with contaminating the sports fields and the strange fake lake, the issue has spread to the sidewalks, along with the possible threat of the bus parking lot and the car parking lot.

Although they took an extended vacation during the winter, our new classmates are back, whether you like it or not. Spring reminded the geese of their favorite place, their school- CMS.